2.865 lbs every 11.3686 Seconds?

It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

It depends on how good his dentures are!

A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly.

Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground?

But it definitely couldn't chuck Chuck Norris.

As much as he needed to be satisfied